As you may know, spam is a bit like a word association game for me. I judge the quality of spam by the first thing that pops into my head when I read it.
"You can be ugly and stupid as long as your shaft is big."
Why am I picturing Vern Troyer walking next to Samuel L Jackson?
"Boost your health with Acai Berry."
acai thx bai
"You will find online shopping for drugs very convenient."
You will also find you have new package delivery guys in blue uniforms.
"After you enlarge your penis you can feel all the enjoyments of this life."
But, you must feel only with your penis, that is the catch. "Hey honey, feel how soft this sweater is... O