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I had been asked to shoot the "Big Trouble in Little City" roller derby, and suddenly a received an unexpected tap on the shoulder, which pointed me to...
... fellow Deviants justamom (red shirt, in chair) and radiopooh (next door, with camera).
www.vaughnsphotoart.com/nobrow…
... fellow Deviants justamom (red shirt, in chair) and radiopooh (next door, with camera).
www.vaughnsphotoart.com/nobrow…
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More spam.
3 min read
As you may know, spam is a bit like a word association game for me. I judge the quality of spam by the first thing that pops into my head when I read it.
"You can be ugly and stupid as long as your shaft is big."
Why am I picturing Vern Troyer walking next to Samuel L Jackson?
"Boost your health with Acai Berry."
acai thx bai
"You will find online shopping for drugs very convenient."
You will also find you have new package delivery guys in blue uniforms.
"After you enlarge your penis you can feel all the enjoyments of this life."
But, you must feel only with your penis, that is the catch. "Hey honey, feel how soft this sweater is... OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"Feeling unneeded in bed? We can change it to different feeling."
Like unneeded at work too.
"Satisfy Your Loveer"
I am particularly intrigued by this combination of the words "lover" and "veer". Except that the word "veer" is typically heard in news reports, as in "...causing him to veer into oncoming traffic". Perhaps you will satisfy him/her so much, they will veer into traffic. But seriously, you shouldn't be doing that while driving. Get a room.
"Being a real man is a hard job, but it's easier with a blue pill."
Real men choose the red pill, and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
"Bust a move"
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes the groove, so come on fatso just bust a move. You want it, baby you got it...
"Vacancy of the accounting assistant"
You got that right, she's a total airhead.
"You hate when your friend down there ignores a hot chick."
Freakin' Igor, he has a one track mind. Always with the brains, that one! Igor, get out of the graveyards and bring me a hottie!
"Loan mortgage car"
Guys, come on, you aren't even trying anymore. Don't give up. At least make an attempt to get past the filters.
"Is this a photoshop?"
No, this looks spammed. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few spams in my time.
"Amazing weight loss in the shortest time possible"
Try the Eviscerator 2000! It slices, it dices...
"Continues to Execute Aggressive Development of Immune-O-Therapy"
What exactly is "Immune-O-Therapy"? As in, Immune Orgasm Therapy? I may be willing to try this. And you say you are developing it aggressively? Even better.
"Age is no longer a barrier for me in bed"
Yep. I'm now dating 90-year-olds.
"You can be ugly and stupid as long as your shaft is big."
Why am I picturing Vern Troyer walking next to Samuel L Jackson?
"Boost your health with Acai Berry."
acai thx bai
"You will find online shopping for drugs very convenient."
You will also find you have new package delivery guys in blue uniforms.
"After you enlarge your penis you can feel all the enjoyments of this life."
But, you must feel only with your penis, that is the catch. "Hey honey, feel how soft this sweater is... OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"
"Feeling unneeded in bed? We can change it to different feeling."
Like unneeded at work too.
"Satisfy Your Loveer"
I am particularly intrigued by this combination of the words "lover" and "veer". Except that the word "veer" is typically heard in news reports, as in "...causing him to veer into oncoming traffic". Perhaps you will satisfy him/her so much, they will veer into traffic. But seriously, you shouldn't be doing that while driving. Get a room.
"Being a real man is a hard job, but it's easier with a blue pill."
Real men choose the red pill, and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
"Bust a move"
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes the groove, so come on fatso just bust a move. You want it, baby you got it...
"Vacancy of the accounting assistant"
You got that right, she's a total airhead.
"You hate when your friend down there ignores a hot chick."
Freakin' Igor, he has a one track mind. Always with the brains, that one! Igor, get out of the graveyards and bring me a hottie!
"Loan mortgage car"
Guys, come on, you aren't even trying anymore. Don't give up. At least make an attempt to get past the filters.
"Is this a photoshop?"
No, this looks spammed. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few spams in my time.
"Amazing weight loss in the shortest time possible"
Try the Eviscerator 2000! It slices, it dices...
"Continues to Execute Aggressive Development of Immune-O-Therapy"
What exactly is "Immune-O-Therapy"? As in, Immune Orgasm Therapy? I may be willing to try this. And you say you are developing it aggressively? Even better.
"Age is no longer a barrier for me in bed"
Yep. I'm now dating 90-year-olds.
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Spam is more fun when you don't click, and just fill in the blanks with your imagination.
Fw: To busy to go to school ?
Too busy to tell the difference between adverbs and particles/prepositions?
Women never push aside men with big and bulgy pride.
And here I thought it was a beer belly. Sweet!
Nominate yourself for a Certificate...
and call yourself Admiral. You still won't get hired.
This is not a wonder these great watches are truly cheap.
Honesty in advertising. Refreshing.
Show your friends how filthy rich You are
Quit bathing, then pay them to not notice your smell.
FW: Your academic qualification expired
Right about the time people noticed it was printed on a Hardees wrapper.
Watch important changes in your love life.
We've hidden an internet cam in your bedroom!
RE: Pharmacy Message "Kentucky "
Shit... now where'd I leave my decoder ring...
The things are really bad when your male friend is dead.
Especially since he's the pilot.
Your excitement will be shown in your pants.
Your gullibility will be shown in your wallet.
blue pill
delete button
Don't let ED stop you
That Ed is a total killjoy, don't listen to him.
Messaage Alert - You Have 1 Important Unread Message
Protip: it's not this one.
Now you can shape your body the way you want.
Clay voodoo dolls, 50% off.
You will see the interest in women's eyes every time you take your pants off.
They will be wondering... "Why is this mans pantsless on the sidewalk?"
Make Money from Home on Craigslist
Stock up on massage oil and tissues, you'll be needing them.
US Citizen Money Available
to everybody but US Citizens.
Simple eBay System Turns Your Computer into Money Printer
Actually, a $30 scanner turned my computer into a money printer, but thanks for writing.
Yes or no
That would be a big flaming NO, fucknuts.
Be her wild prince of pleasure
Or, for 50% off, be her mildly rowdy commoner of cautious optimism
Give your bomb longer timer
Man, this Jihadi newsletter is full of great tips.
Your wife will love beautiful Tag Heuer
And she will love his big and bulgy pride even more.
Fw: To busy to go to school ?
Too busy to tell the difference between adverbs and particles/prepositions?
Women never push aside men with big and bulgy pride.
And here I thought it was a beer belly. Sweet!
Nominate yourself for a Certificate...
and call yourself Admiral. You still won't get hired.
This is not a wonder these great watches are truly cheap.
Honesty in advertising. Refreshing.
Show your friends how filthy rich You are
Quit bathing, then pay them to not notice your smell.
FW: Your academic qualification expired
Right about the time people noticed it was printed on a Hardees wrapper.
Watch important changes in your love life.
We've hidden an internet cam in your bedroom!
RE: Pharmacy Message "Kentucky "
Shit... now where'd I leave my decoder ring...
The things are really bad when your male friend is dead.
Especially since he's the pilot.
Your excitement will be shown in your pants.
Your gullibility will be shown in your wallet.
blue pill
delete button
Don't let ED stop you
That Ed is a total killjoy, don't listen to him.
Messaage Alert - You Have 1 Important Unread Message
Protip: it's not this one.
Now you can shape your body the way you want.
Clay voodoo dolls, 50% off.
You will see the interest in women's eyes every time you take your pants off.
They will be wondering... "Why is this mans pantsless on the sidewalk?"
Make Money from Home on Craigslist
Stock up on massage oil and tissues, you'll be needing them.
US Citizen Money Available
to everybody but US Citizens.
Simple eBay System Turns Your Computer into Money Printer
Actually, a $30 scanner turned my computer into a money printer, but thanks for writing.
Yes or no
That would be a big flaming NO, fucknuts.
Be her wild prince of pleasure
Or, for 50% off, be her mildly rowdy commoner of cautious optimism
Give your bomb longer timer
Man, this Jihadi newsletter is full of great tips.
Your wife will love beautiful Tag Heuer
And she will love his big and bulgy pride even more.
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SPAM comments
2 min read
Grow your monster now
Just add water? Is this the new Chia Monster™ I've heard about?
Bigger is almost always better
Especially when it comes to eyebrows. I just love a gal with a healthy pelt above her peepers.
Only Wanna Be With You
What is this, "Make up a Bryan Adam's Song Title" day?
Your fantastic device makes her shake
It's called a blender, and it also makes smoothies and margaritas. It's not rocket science. Glad you like it though.
Make her notice your manliness
Burp in her face? Leave the seat up?
Your gf is lonely! Y w8?
Idk, my bff Jill?
Your are strong
Your are english badly
very CheapPrice Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate dip1omas
And quality ones too, I see.
DISCOUNT-PRICE Pharmacy offers FREE SHIPPING to all countries qmucug ryasly p1kmvx2v0g
"qmucug ryasly p1kmvx2v0g"? is that the sound of a spammer's computer short circuiting? I hope so.
re: jobs in Tennessee
hahahahahahaha!!!! bwaaahahahaha!! oh! ow! the laughing, it hurts. hahaha! ho.... whew. *sniff*
What IS OEM Software And Why DO You Care?
I'm sorry, I don't. You have me confused with someone else.
Huge tool to please your lassie
LEAVE... THE DOG... ALONE !
Leave no weak spots in your life
For only the strong spots survive. (Darwin's survival of the fittest spot theory)
think about your cucumber size
Just think about it. Shouldn't you be cutting back?
You must be The Real Man with huge dignity
Is that your dignity in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Make a giant out of your dwarv!
In Russia, you no make giant out of dwarv. Dwarv make giant out of you. Meet Vlad, my dwarv. He'll be your trainer today.
Love tools deserving of a titan!
"Tools?" Uh, just how many are you proposing here? Let's not get crazy.
Just add water? Is this the new Chia Monster™ I've heard about?
Bigger is almost always better
Especially when it comes to eyebrows. I just love a gal with a healthy pelt above her peepers.
Only Wanna Be With You
What is this, "Make up a Bryan Adam's Song Title" day?
Your fantastic device makes her shake
It's called a blender, and it also makes smoothies and margaritas. It's not rocket science. Glad you like it though.
Make her notice your manliness
Burp in her face? Leave the seat up?
Your gf is lonely! Y w8?
Idk, my bff Jill?
Your are strong
Your are english badly
very CheapPrice Bacheelor, MasteerMBA, and Doctoraate dip1omas
And quality ones too, I see.
DISCOUNT-PRICE Pharmacy offers FREE SHIPPING to all countries qmucug ryasly p1kmvx2v0g
"qmucug ryasly p1kmvx2v0g"? is that the sound of a spammer's computer short circuiting? I hope so.
re: jobs in Tennessee
hahahahahahaha!!!! bwaaahahahaha!! oh! ow! the laughing, it hurts. hahaha! ho.... whew. *sniff*
What IS OEM Software And Why DO You Care?
I'm sorry, I don't. You have me confused with someone else.
Huge tool to please your lassie
LEAVE... THE DOG... ALONE !
Leave no weak spots in your life
For only the strong spots survive. (Darwin's survival of the fittest spot theory)
think about your cucumber size
Just think about it. Shouldn't you be cutting back?
You must be The Real Man with huge dignity
Is that your dignity in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Make a giant out of your dwarv!
In Russia, you no make giant out of dwarv. Dwarv make giant out of you. Meet Vlad, my dwarv. He'll be your trainer today.
Love tools deserving of a titan!
"Tools?" Uh, just how many are you proposing here? Let's not get crazy.
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Hmm
1 min read
I dunno, recent posts aren't getting much interest. Am I slipping? Perhaps. Or is it just happenstance, timing, and some people have lives, unlike me. S'ok, I will keep posting stuff anyway. What good is all this photography if no one sees it?
S'ok, I will keep posting stuff anyway. What good is all this photography if no one sees it?
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